Mannawyddan, Rex Quondam, Rexque Futurus
Mannawyddan, our Once and Future King

Mannawyddan, custos morum
Mannawyddan, guardian of morals

Mannawyddan, animis opibusque parati
Mannawyddan, prepared in mind and resources

Dum spiro, spero!
While I breathe, I hope!

Oderint dum probent
Let them hate me provided they respect me

Mannawyddan, defensor fidei
Mannawyddan, defender of faith

Mannawyddan, ars gratia artis
Mannawyddan, art for the sake of art





Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem. 
In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags. 

Neutiquam erro. 
I am not lost. 

Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero? 
Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it? 

Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.
Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. 
I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head. 

Fac ut gaudeam. 
Make my day.

Visne saltare? Viam Latam Fungosam scio. 
Do you want to dance? I know the Funky Broadway.

Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant! 
May barbarians invade your personal space!

Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant! 
May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!

eheu, ardeo. 
Alas, I am burning. 

Imperator concidit ut brassica esset.
The Emperor fell down in order to be a cabbage. 

Tam ingens erat puer ut totam viam obstaret. 
The boy was so huge that he blocked the whole street.

De duobus malis, minus est semper eligendum
Of two evils, the lesser must always be chosen

Est unusquisque faber ipsae suae fortunae
Every man is the artisan of his own fortune

Ipsa scientia potestas est
Knowledge itself is power

Risu inepto res ineptior nulla est
There is nothing more foolish than a foolish laugh

De mortuis nihil nisi bonum
Say nothing but good about the dead

Rident stolidi verba Latina
Fools laugh at the Latin language

Bonitas non est pessimis esse meliorem
It is not goodness to be better than the worst

Do you wish to practise the ars moriendi?
the art of dying

Cave quid dicis, quando, et cui!
Beware what you say, when, and to whom!